Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Tea Cup

My Husband sent this to me via email today. Thought you would all get a laugh!


One day I was watching my 2 1/2 year old daughter while my wife
was out shopping.

I was engrossed in the evening news when my daughter brought
me a 'cup of tea', which was just water, using a little play tea
set we gave her on her last birthday.

After giving her lots of praise for the 'yummy tea', and enjoying
drinking several cups, her mother came home.

I made my wife wait in the living room so she could watch our
daughter bringing tea because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Sure enough, she brought another cup of tea for me and I
enthusiastically drank it up.

Then my wife said (as only a mother would know)...........

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to
get water is the toilet?"

Monday, October 27, 2008

how is your vocabulary?




Your Vocabulary Score: A-



Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!

You must be quite an erudite person.


Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

A different color code test.

GREEN

You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.

Find out your color at QuizMeme.com!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

I did it too !! what fun

24 October 1960

Your date of conception was on or about 1 February 1960 which was a Monday.

You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 5.

Your fortune cookie reads:
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2437231.5.
The golden number for 1960 is 4.
The epact number for 1960 is 2.
The year 1960 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1960 and ending 2/14/1961.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Snake; your plant is Thistle.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Choiach, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 3 Heshvan 5721.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 4 Heshvan 5721.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.7.1.7 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 7 tun 1 uinal 7 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 3 Jumadiyu'l-Avval 1380 (1380-5-3).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 17 April 1960.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 17 April 1960.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 2 March 1960.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 5 June 1960.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 12 June 1960.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 22 September 1960.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 12 April 1960.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 1 March 1960.

As of 7/27/2008 10:38:10 AM EDT
You are 47 years old.
You are 573 months old.
You are 2,492 weeks old.
You are 17,443 days old.
You are 418,642 hours old.
You are 25,118,558 minutes old.
You are 1,507,113,490 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Monica (1980) Ben Gillies (1979) Kevin Kline (1947)
F. Murray Abraham (1939) David Nelson (1936) J.P. 'Big Bopper' Richardson (1930)
Y.A. Tittle (1926) Moss Hart (1904)

Top songs of 1960
Theme from A Summer Place- Percy Faith Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Elvis Presley
It's Not Or Never by Elvis Presley Cathy's Clown by Everly Brothers
Stuck On You by Elvis Presley Running Bear by Johnny Preston
Save the Last Dance for Me by Drifters Teen Angel by Mark Dinning
My Heart Has a Mind of Its Own by Connie Francis

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.82700587084149 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Tuesday.
Your lucky number is 9 & 11.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mars & Pluto.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Taurus.
Your opposition number(s) is 6.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 89 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 48 candles.

Those 48 candles produce 48 BTUs,
or 12,096 calories of heat (that's only 12.0960 food Calories!) .
You can boil 5.49 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1960 there were approximately 4.2 million births in the US.
In 1960 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1960 in the US there were approximately 1,523,000 marriages (8.5%) and 393,000 divorces (2.2%)
In 1960 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1960 the population of Australia was approximately 10,391,920.
In 1960 there were approximately 230,326 births in Australia.
In 1960 in Australia there were approximately 75,428 marriages and 6,633 divorces.
In 1960 in Australia there were approximately 88,464 deaths.


Your birthstone is Tourmaline

The Mystical properties of Tourmaline

Pink Tourmaline promotes female balance and protection. Green Toumaline promotes male balance.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Jasper


Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion

Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.


There are 151 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 164 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Birthday Calendar

I found this in my wandering today. Go have some fun with it.

2 June 1966

Your date of conception was on or about 9 September 1965 which was a Thursday. (I was born 6 weeks early so I doubt it. :) )

You were born on a Thursday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads:
You are talented in many ways.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439278.5.
The golden number for 1966 is 10.
The epact number for 1966 is 8.
The year 1966 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/21/1966 and ending 2/8/1967.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 14 Sivan 5726.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 15 Sivan 5726.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.12.13.14 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 12 tun 13 uinal 14 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Thursday, 12 Safar 1386 (1386-2-12).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 23 February 1966.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 29 May 1966.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 5 June 1966.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 15 September 1966.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 5 April 1966.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 22 February 1966.

As of 6/18/2008 3:37:39 PM EDT
You are 42 years old.
You are 504 months old.
You are 2,194 weeks old.
You are 15,357 days old.
You are 368,583 hours old.
You are 22,115,017 minutes old.
You are 1,326,901,059 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Wayne Brady (1972)Joel Tobeck (1971)Dana Carvey (1955)
Jerry Mathers (1948)Marvin Hamlisch (1944)Stacy Keach (1941)
Charlie Watts (1941)Sally Kellerman (1937)Johnny Weissmuller (1904)
Hedda Hopper (1890)Sir Edward Elgar (1857)

Top songs of 1966
I'm a Believer by MonkeesThe Ballad of the Green Berets by S/Sgt. Barry Sadler
Winchester Cathedral by New Vaudeville BandSoul and Inspiration by Righteous Brothers
Monday, Monday by The Mama's & the Papa'sWe Can Work It Out by Beatles
Summer In the City by Lovin' SpoonfulCherish by Association
You Can't Hurry Love by SupremesWild Thing by Troggs

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.0105675146771 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Wednesday.
Your lucky number is 5.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mercury.
Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd.
Your opposition sign is Sagittarious.
Your opposition number(s) is 3.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 349 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 43 candles.

Those 43 candles produce 43 BTUs,
or 10,836 calories of heat (that's only 10.8360 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.91 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1966 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1966 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1966 the population of Australia was approximately 11,704,843.
In 1966 there were approximately 223,731 births in Australia.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 96,061 marriages and 9,859 divorces.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 103,929 deaths.


Your birthstone is Alexandrite

The Mystical properties of Alexandrite

Alexandrite can assist one in centering the self, reinforcing self-esteem, and augmenting ones ability to experience joy.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Pearl, Moonstone, Opal

Your birth tree is
Ash Tree, the Ambition

Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.


There are 190 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 203 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

You are 100% Smarter than a fifth grader.

You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!

are you smarter than a fifth grader?
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What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)

You can never seem to calm down and always feel anxious for unknown reasons. You tend to not be able to concentrate and have headaches or other anxiety symptoms.

Paranoia
Manic Depressive
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Midland
The Northeast
The South
Philadelphia
North Central
The West
Boston
What American accent do you have?
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