Winter classes for men

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 23rd, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Wife. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Cyborg Name Updated!!!

What religion is your bra?

Okay,
My friend the ramblin Irishman has posted something very funny. You have got to go read it. Oh, Noelie you have to know I figured out the permalink instructions from Dave!

Update: Link edited by Noelie to take out the extra http: :-)

Noelie's Worth!

$1,468,730

haha :-) I am sure any buyers would feel cheated however.

Second try for Noelie!!!! 

Me for sale update. Hee hee

Here I am, and yes... I did try out the HumanforSale.com site. I posted three people. Myself, Paul and (cough cough, gag gag) Shan. Let me list to you how much I am worth, 1,653,310.00 hee hee and Paul... 1,358, 238, and the nasty one (Shan) last hee hee 327, 288.

Just a bit of information to help you chuckle today!!!!

Okay here is one for Noelie

Here is one for ME! 

Here is another for Cindy 

Okay Snobaby I got some glitters up, so how to you get them to do what they are supposed to do? I know there is movement in these so how do we get it right?

Okay the one of Belle is for Noelie, and here is one for Cindy. :) 

Okay I've been trying to post images again, and once more I can't get the blogger tool to work on my 'puter. don't know if i have other popup blockers on, but everything I try doesn't work. 

Drama, drama, drama

Okay here is the latest. Shan is nagging me to get this letter written. He even threatened me, if I was not nice in the letter that he would write a nasty one when it is my turn to get married. Maybe I should get exed... then rejoin the church then I will be cleaned up from him. Whatcha thinking about that. LOL... Whatever!!!

I am trying to move on, and not let this get to me, so I ask for a huge favor!! I need prayers. I can't seem to get mine past the ceiling.

Shan told me that he received a revelation to divorce me, then to get married to Ruthanna's niece. I don't understand that, but how can I possibly compete with his revelations?

I did research on revelations and I did not think that God would tell someone to break up a family unless there was adultery or abuse.. hmmmm? Did I do either?

I was not perfect in my marriage, I know that and I pray for forgiveness daily.

I am worth $1,138,444 on HumanForSale.com
Oh, I only could guess at some of the questions, like not knowing my IQ, or what my SAT score was since I only took the ACT, and I can't get to answer the score on My jury or what ever that was, so who knows what I could really be. LOL

Me For Sale...

I thought that this was kinda funny, I had my person assesed on a website and I am worth $1,807,542 on HumanForSale.com! It was like having your house appraised. You answered questions about you and your lifestyle, then they assess how much you are worth! :)

Deadman's Chest

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2

Woo Hoo!!!

This movie is gonna be released July 7, 2006.

With the ultra cute Captain Jack Sparrow (gotta love a man who can pull off eyeliner ).

He once again joins his friends in more High Seas High Jinx!

I am so excited, the second installment ends with the tagline Deadman's Chest. Sounds very exciting!

Will's father Bootstrap Bill will be playing a major role in this movie as well.

If you are a Kingdom Hearts fan there is going to be a pirates world in the upcoming Kingdom Hearts 2!

Featuring none other than my beloved Jack Sparrow

What Lovely Disney Lady Are You???

Tinkerbell, you are a spunky, free spirited soul. While fun is practically your middle name, you are quite capable of crashing the party with your quick temper. You blame jealousy on just being protective. Still, you're cute and lively, making you quite the catch! Which Lovely Disney Lady are You? brought to you by Quizilla Take the quiz guys and let us all know who you are :)

HERO'S

Okay sisters mine, lets have a running discussion on our favorite movie or literary hero's.

Tiger and I were talking of Lynn Kurland and I mentioned her darling grouse of an Scottish Laird, but I know one that I see even closer to my ideal! His cousin Ian! I love how confident an amusingly cocky this man is, and I love his ability to finally see past the outside package of a woman and truly appreciate her. He has all he calm authority of Jamie without taking himself to seriously, and I see him choosing to do what he feels is right even if all around him tell him otherwise.

I love Mathias in Katherine Kurtz's Deryni series. I picture Tall, dark, handsome (picture Oded Fehr! :-) ) , He also appears as a man poised to choose he right in the face of adversity.

So girls...who else is amazing?

Pure fun!

I believe we should use this space in part for the sharing of totally fun, I-love-being-a-girl kinda stuff.

So let me begin: It will be no surprise that I am a lotion addict. It is my favorite personal care item, and I ADORE the scent of "Strawberries and Champagne." I have found that the nice thing about lotion as a scent, is that it doesn't overpower, but I still get told at least once a day I smell good by my co-workers that I end up getting close to so I can talk to them and not have everyone else nearby hear everything about their monitor scores.

I am hoping for some rose scented stuff from Avon :-)

I KNOW the snobaybe and Cindy must have some other good ideas on how to pamper ourselves!

Girls Are Like Apples

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.