Nylons!

I told Michael that I need to run to Wallmart on Saturday to get some more nylons as the last pair I had, was wearing out and had a hole in it would not last longer.

Collin said,
"Don't all CD's have holes in them?"

(if you don't know The Nylons are a musical group)

It gave us a good laugh.

Google Name fun- Tanya

Go to google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Marisa needs”. Notice the first 10 sensical sentences that come up. Then give some commentary.

Here’s what I got:
1.Tanya needs to think about why she did what she did at the party.(humm, what party? When? and Why can't I remember?)

2.Tanya needs to go eye shopping for a new pair of eyeglasses. (WHAT! I just did that thank you very much, have had them ony about a week.)

3.I think we all know that tanya just needs a little slim-fast (Oh my? How did they know. Not that slim fast works, but I am back to low carbing!)

4.Tanya needs a refresher course! (Uhhhm, the question is which course and when?)

5.Tanya needs a new battery? (How about a new body, that is 3 inches taller, and 100 pounds lighter)

6. Tanya needs your help! (What kind of help, but prayers are always nice.)

7. Tanya needs a lung transplantation, which will be conducted in the clinic in Austria. (Honest this is not me! I don't live in Austia, and I don't need new lungs, don't be fooled.)

8.Tanya needs to step away from the computer and get myself some breakfast already. (This is usually the truth, but since it is afternoon, breakfast was hours ago.

9. Tanya needs to raise $600.00 so that I can have the surgury. (No surgery, and no I don't need 600.00 save your money please for yourself.

10. Tanya needs to complete an oil painting on her own. (I don't paint, so maybe I do need to do this sometime.)

My laugh on a not so good day.

Abbie,

Wrylie is a boy, Collin is a Boy, Daddy is a MAN!

The Tea Cup

My Husband sent this to me via email today. Thought you would all get a laugh!


One day I was watching my 2 1/2 year old daughter while my wife
was out shopping.

I was engrossed in the evening news when my daughter brought
me a 'cup of tea', which was just water, using a little play tea
set we gave her on her last birthday.

After giving her lots of praise for the 'yummy tea', and enjoying
drinking several cups, her mother came home.

I made my wife wait in the living room so she could watch our
daughter bringing tea because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Sure enough, she brought another cup of tea for me and I
enthusiastically drank it up.

Then my wife said (as only a mother would know)...........

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to
get water is the toilet?"

Easter Funnies

The Riddle has been Solved!

Collin solved the riddle that Cindilou asked sooooooo many years ago.

What Makes kites fly high?

Answer: Peanut butter.

Collin figured out why,
Because peanut butter makes it stick! So I guess she knew what she was talking about all those years ago. Maybe this is why she doesn't like peanut butter today because we could never figure out why peanut butter helped kites fly high. It takes someone like Collin to think like her! Scary for a 13 year old to think like a 3 or 4 year old isn't it. Maybe?

A good Laugh!

Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator...