| You Belong in the USA |
 Sweet! People either love you or hate you And you really don't care what anyone thinks Big and bold, you do things your way |
Friday, December 29, 2006
Which English Speaking Country do You Belong in?
What time of Day are you?
| You Are Sunrise |
 You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. |
Monday, December 04, 2006
Which Greek God are you?
Orpheus 33% Extroversion, 53% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 57% Perceptiveness |
You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you. When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there. You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt. Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Which Greek God are you?
| Nemesis 33% Extroversion, 100% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 33% Perceptiveness |
| You are a normally quiet person with very strong convictions and a marked activist streak. You have a clearly defined sense of right and wrong, and you like seeing people punished for their transgressions. You are Nemesis, goddess of punishment. You are a champion for the defenseless, you love poetic justice and, if karmic retribution doesn't have its say, then you'll have yours. You are astute, rarely fooled, and idealistic. Your defining characteristic is your internal and inflexible system of morals. Because of your highly intuitive nature, you possess the theoretical nature required to define those morals, but you sometimes lack the ability to verbalize and expound on them, especially on the more nuanced parts of your worldview. Regardless, you have strong instincts which often prove to be correct, and rather than preaching, you act on them. You don't compromise -- ever. You can sometimes be a person of great internal stress. You don't have double standards, and so you expect the same of yourself as you expect of others. You might find, sometimes, that you have just as hard of a time in living up to those expectations as the people around you. As a result, you are rarely at peace with yourself, but you're also likely to think of this in a positive light -- you're always forcing yourself to improve, and you avoid making mistakes. You tend to be a private person, and don't like to talk much about those staunch morals of yours until, that is, they become violated. Once that happens, everyone is going to know exactly where you stand. You have a distaste of nihilism and intellectual relativism that will make you naturally compatible with scientists and certain kinds of philosophers, even if they don't share your activist streak. Famous People like you: Goethe, Voltaire, Susan B. Anthony, Robert Burns Similar Personality Types: Prometheus, The Oracle, Hermes, Orpheus Avoid: Icarus, Dionysus, Agamemnon, Atlas You may or may not be able to get along with an Odysseus -- it will depend on his/her upbringing. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Negative Advertising
Just a quick note out there to anybody in Utah that reads this blog, and is considering buying a car within the State..... Stay away from National Auto Plaza located in sandy. They are liars, cheats, and just plain have CRAPPY customer service. They ensured that anybody that knows me will know NEVER to buy a car there. I personally wasn't the purchaser of the car, but I was along for the ride. They even treated me like garbage. They acted fine until after the car was purchased then they were absolutely unwilling to work with us. They have a seven day exchange policy, we took the car up to be fixed and the wouldn't be able to look at it for a couple of days leaving only 1 day to decide to exchange or not, depending on if they could fix the car, or if he just wanted to buy a cheaper car. They insulted my intelligence while looking at another car to exchange the purchased car with, telling me the car we were looking at was worth what they were asking for it when the car had clearly been in an accident and there was no repair work done to it. He had the nerve to ask me how long I had been driving a car, excuse me I'm not stupid I think I know what a car that has been in an accident looks like. I checked their website, and the price on this car is almost a 1000 dollars LESS than what the lowest they would be willing to go was, and that's the starting price! It was all about them "we, we, we... us, us, us" it was a far cry from being about the customer. Expecting the customer to bow down to their insider super high junk blue book costs, when ahem, the customer can as a consumer check blue book online and it's significantly lower. They say they have a 120 point inspection, yet most of the cars on the lot have 2 or more tires that won't pass safety, and all of the other cars we drove to look at exchanging the other car with had problems... inspection I don't think they even looked at them, maybe vaccuumed them out and washed the outside a bit then stuck a for sale sticker in the car. To top it off the financing guy said we had to have GAP insurance in order for the bank to set up the loan, blatant lie! Also that we would have Wells Fargo, at 9.99 or higher interest... but later found out the loan wasn't processed and they didn't know who would be financing the loan. Then to top it off after all the hubbub, they made us wait in the customer lounge for an hour and a half while they conveniently forgot they were supposed to be checking if they could get the car into the shop to look at it. With everything else we couldn't get anybody to tell us the owner's name, so that we could write him a letter. So Better Business will be hearing from us for sure!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
My MIL sent this to me. I have no clue if it is true or not, but it is worth the laugh!
This incident actually happened at the testimony meeting in March.
Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah.
A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.
Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his scrotum.
She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes about how this injury has been affecting their family.
"He can't hold the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc . " She finally sits down.
Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the> husband stands and approaches the pulpit.
"I just have one word for my wife," he said,
"STERNUM." Then he sat down.>
This incident actually happened at the testimony meeting in March.
Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah.
A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.
Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his scrotum.
She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes about how this injury has been affecting their family.
"He can't hold the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc . " She finally sits down.
Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the> husband stands and approaches the pulpit.
"I just have one word for my wife," he said,
"STERNUM." Then he sat down.>
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Check this out, y'all will like this...
http://www.mashtimalones.com I really want to try the orange blossom kind ;)
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
New URL
Yeah I know this is dumb, but my URL through spaces has changed... yet again :P
It's now http://ambientnoise.spaces.msn.com rather than http://spaces.msn.com/ambientnoise
so yeah there might be one more time that they change it again. Hopefully they will get their system down
so that they won't change it anymore, it's getting really irritating...
It's now http://ambientnoise.spaces.msn.com rather than http://spaces.msn.com/ambientnoise
so yeah there might be one more time that they change it again. Hopefully they will get their system down
so that they won't change it anymore, it's getting really irritating...
Monday, June 19, 2006
Got this from my Boss at work
Airplane Humor
Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to
fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for
those of us who fly routinely in our jobs and those of you who fly
occasionally.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are
some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked
with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance
engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had
an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to
fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for
those of us who fly routinely in our jobs and those of you who fly
occasionally.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are
some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked
with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance
engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had
an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Friday, June 16, 2006
Friday, June 09, 2006
Another funny!
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Sent in an Email to me by CaptRon :-)
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Sent in an Email to me by CaptRon :-)
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Here is a good laugh
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly told his mother, "Mum, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.
"A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mummy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The Flight to Egypt," was his reply. Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook."
A college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would spring, and the actor would drop from view. The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!" the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend. One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: "Hallelujah! Hell is full!"
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he??
Friday, June 02, 2006
Thursday, June 01, 2006
He He He
| S | Shiny |
| N | Nutty |
| O | Outrageous |
| B | Bright |
| A | Astounding |
| Y | Yucky |
| B | Bashful |
| E | Elitist |
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| Snobaybe may explode without warning |
| M EXPLOSIVE |
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
meaning of my name
| C | Charismatic |
| I | Influential |
| N | Normal |
| D | Delightful |
| I | Ideal |
| L | Light |
| O | Overwhelming |
| U | Useful |
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I am this character.. ... I don't agree though... she is awesome I am not!!
Which Classic Female Literary Character Are you?
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Snobaybe is...
Which Classic Female Literary Character Are you?
You're Marianne Dashwood from Sense and Sensibilty by Jane Austen!
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Noelie Is..
Which Classic Female Literary Character Are you?
You're Marianne Dashwood from Sense and Sensibilty by Jane Austen!
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