The Sisters Bourne Identity

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Negative Advertising

Just a quick note out there to anybody in Utah that reads this blog, and is considering buying a car within the State..... Stay away from National Auto Plaza located in sandy. They are liars, cheats, and just plain have CRAPPY customer service. They ensured that anybody that knows me will know NEVER to buy a car there. I personally wasn't the purchaser of the car, but I was along for the ride. They even treated me like garbage. They acted fine until after the car was purchased then they were absolutely unwilling to work with us. They have a seven day exchange policy, we took the car up to be fixed and the wouldn't be able to look at it for a couple of days leaving only 1 day to decide to exchange or not, depending on if they could fix the car, or if he just wanted to buy a cheaper car. They insulted my intelligence while looking at another car to exchange the purchased car with, telling me the car we were looking at was worth what they were asking for it when the car had clearly been in an accident and there was no repair work done to it. He had the nerve to ask me how long I had been driving a car, excuse me I'm not stupid I think I know what a car that has been in an accident looks like. I checked their website, and the price on this car is almost a 1000 dollars LESS than what the lowest they would be willing to go was, and that's the starting price! It was all about them "we, we, we... us, us, us" it was a far cry from being about the customer. Expecting the customer to bow down to their insider super high junk blue book costs, when ahem, the customer can as a consumer check blue book online and it's significantly lower. They say they have a 120 point inspection, yet most of the cars on the lot have 2 or more tires that won't pass safety, and all of the other cars we drove to look at exchanging the other car with had problems... inspection I don't think they even looked at them, maybe vaccuumed them out and washed the outside a bit then stuck a for sale sticker in the car. To top it off the financing guy said we had to have GAP insurance in order for the bank to set up the loan, blatant lie! Also that we would have Wells Fargo, at 9.99 or higher interest... but later found out the loan wasn't processed and they didn't know who would be financing the loan. Then to top it off after all the hubbub, they made us wait in the customer lounge for an hour and a half while they conveniently forgot they were supposed to be checking if they could get the car into the shop to look at it. With everything else we couldn't get anybody to tell us the owner's name, so that we could write him a letter. So Better Business will be hearing from us for sure!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Two Happy Birthdays!!!

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And

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Another Fun Site

Ok here's another fun site for all you Star Wars Nuts out there... Check it out!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

My MIL sent this to me. I have no clue if it is true or not, but it is worth the laugh!

This incident actually happened at the testimony meeting in March.

Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah.

A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.

Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his scrotum.

She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes about how this injury has been affecting their family.

"He can't hold the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc . " She finally sits down.

Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the> husband stands and approaches the pulpit.

"I just have one word for my wife," he said,

"STERNUM." Then he sat down.>

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Check this out, y'all will like this...

http://www.mashtimalones.com I really want to try the orange blossom kind ;)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Fun site!

Send a flower garden!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Sesame Street - Counting In the Rain! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Well I thought it was time we added something fun to the blog.

Okay so I have learned how to play with a new toy and add video's from Youtube!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

New URL

Yeah I know this is dumb, but my URL through spaces has changed... yet again :P
It's now http://ambientnoise.spaces.msn.com rather than http://spaces.msn.com/ambientnoise

so yeah there might be one more time that they change it again. Hopefully they will get their system down
so that they won't change it anymore, it's getting really irritating...

Monday, June 19, 2006

Got this from my Boss at work

Airplane Humor

Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to

fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for

those of us who fly routinely in our jobs and those of you who fly

occasionally.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe

sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The

mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and

then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are

some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked

with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance

engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had

an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.

S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.

S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.

S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.

S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)

S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.

S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.

S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

S: Took hammer away from midget.

Friday, June 16, 2006

TAGGED!!!

Tigersue
Noelie
CindiLou

You've all been tagged go to my
MSN space to see the details.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Another funny!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Englishman,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!

Sent in an Email to me by CaptRon :-)

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Here is a good laugh

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly told his mother, "Mum, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.

"A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mummy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The Flight to Egypt," was his reply. Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook."

A college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would spring, and the actor would drop from view. The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!" the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend. One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: "Hallelujah! Hell is full!"

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he??