Google Name fun- Tanya

Go to google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Marisa needs”. Notice the first 10 sensical sentences that come up. Then give some commentary.

Here’s what I got:
1.Tanya needs to think about why she did what she did at the party.(humm, what party? When? and Why can't I remember?)

2.Tanya needs to go eye shopping for a new pair of eyeglasses. (WHAT! I just did that thank you very much, have had them ony about a week.)

3.I think we all know that tanya just needs a little slim-fast (Oh my? How did they know. Not that slim fast works, but I am back to low carbing!)

4.Tanya needs a refresher course! (Uhhhm, the question is which course and when?)

5.Tanya needs a new battery? (How about a new body, that is 3 inches taller, and 100 pounds lighter)

6. Tanya needs your help! (What kind of help, but prayers are always nice.)

7. Tanya needs a lung transplantation, which will be conducted in the clinic in Austria. (Honest this is not me! I don't live in Austia, and I don't need new lungs, don't be fooled.)

8.Tanya needs to step away from the computer and get myself some breakfast already. (This is usually the truth, but since it is afternoon, breakfast was hours ago.

9. Tanya needs to raise $600.00 so that I can have the surgury. (No surgery, and no I don't need 600.00 save your money please for yourself.

10. Tanya needs to complete an oil painting on her own. (I don't paint, so maybe I do need to do this sometime.)