Bury your wife?

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. Whilethey were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here inthe Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spendonly $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."