Winter classes for men

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 23rd, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Wife. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Cyborg Name Updated!!!

What religion is your bra?

Okay,
My friend the ramblin Irishman has posted something very funny. You have got to go read it. Oh, Noelie you have to know I figured out the permalink instructions from Dave!

Update: Link edited by Noelie to take out the extra http: :-)

Noelie's Worth!

$1,468,730

haha :-) I am sure any buyers would feel cheated however.

Second try for Noelie!!!! 

Me for sale update. Hee hee

Here I am, and yes... I did try out the HumanforSale.com site. I posted three people. Myself, Paul and (cough cough, gag gag) Shan. Let me list to you how much I am worth, 1,653,310.00 hee hee and Paul... 1,358, 238, and the nasty one (Shan) last hee hee 327, 288.

Just a bit of information to help you chuckle today!!!!

Okay here is one for Noelie

Here is one for ME! 

Here is another for Cindy 

Okay Snobaby I got some glitters up, so how to you get them to do what they are supposed to do? I know there is movement in these so how do we get it right?

Okay the one of Belle is for Noelie, and here is one for Cindy. :) 

Okay I've been trying to post images again, and once more I can't get the blogger tool to work on my 'puter. don't know if i have other popup blockers on, but everything I try doesn't work. 

Drama, drama, drama

Okay here is the latest. Shan is nagging me to get this letter written. He even threatened me, if I was not nice in the letter that he would write a nasty one when it is my turn to get married. Maybe I should get exed... then rejoin the church then I will be cleaned up from him. Whatcha thinking about that. LOL... Whatever!!!

I am trying to move on, and not let this get to me, so I ask for a huge favor!! I need prayers. I can't seem to get mine past the ceiling.

Shan told me that he received a revelation to divorce me, then to get married to Ruthanna's niece. I don't understand that, but how can I possibly compete with his revelations?

I did research on revelations and I did not think that God would tell someone to break up a family unless there was adultery or abuse.. hmmmm? Did I do either?

I was not perfect in my marriage, I know that and I pray for forgiveness daily.

I am worth $1,138,444 on HumanForSale.com
Oh, I only could guess at some of the questions, like not knowing my IQ, or what my SAT score was since I only took the ACT, and I can't get to answer the score on My jury or what ever that was, so who knows what I could really be. LOL

Me For Sale...

I thought that this was kinda funny, I had my person assesed on a website and I am worth $1,807,542 on HumanForSale.com! It was like having your house appraised. You answered questions about you and your lifestyle, then they assess how much you are worth! :)

Deadman's Chest

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2

Woo Hoo!!!

This movie is gonna be released July 7, 2006.

With the ultra cute Captain Jack Sparrow (gotta love a man who can pull off eyeliner ).

He once again joins his friends in more High Seas High Jinx!

I am so excited, the second installment ends with the tagline Deadman's Chest. Sounds very exciting!

Will's father Bootstrap Bill will be playing a major role in this movie as well.

If you are a Kingdom Hearts fan there is going to be a pirates world in the upcoming Kingdom Hearts 2!

Featuring none other than my beloved Jack Sparrow

What Lovely Disney Lady Are You???

Tinkerbell, you are a spunky, free spirited soul. While fun is practically your middle name, you are quite capable of crashing the party with your quick temper. You blame jealousy on just being protective. Still, you're cute and lively, making you quite the catch! Which Lovely Disney Lady are You? brought to you by Quizilla Take the quiz guys and let us all know who you are :)

HERO'S

Okay sisters mine, lets have a running discussion on our favorite movie or literary hero's.

Tiger and I were talking of Lynn Kurland and I mentioned her darling grouse of an Scottish Laird, but I know one that I see even closer to my ideal! His cousin Ian! I love how confident an amusingly cocky this man is, and I love his ability to finally see past the outside package of a woman and truly appreciate her. He has all he calm authority of Jamie without taking himself to seriously, and I see him choosing to do what he feels is right even if all around him tell him otherwise.

I love Mathias in Katherine Kurtz's Deryni series. I picture Tall, dark, handsome (picture Oded Fehr! :-) ) , He also appears as a man poised to choose he right in the face of adversity.

So girls...who else is amazing?

Pure fun!

I believe we should use this space in part for the sharing of totally fun, I-love-being-a-girl kinda stuff.

So let me begin: It will be no surprise that I am a lotion addict. It is my favorite personal care item, and I ADORE the scent of "Strawberries and Champagne." I have found that the nice thing about lotion as a scent, is that it doesn't overpower, but I still get told at least once a day I smell good by my co-workers that I end up getting close to so I can talk to them and not have everyone else nearby hear everything about their monitor scores.

I am hoping for some rose scented stuff from Avon :-)

I KNOW the snobaybe and Cindy must have some other good ideas on how to pamper ourselves!

Girls Are Like Apples

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

The Loony sister in law

I wanted you all to know that Tigersue was not and has never been "beat up" by my darling brother-in-law, Michael. Nor are her children acting out, and we sisters did not decide to do a remake of the Alexis/Krystle fights

For several years Tigersue has had to deal with the borderline personality disorder antics of one of her Sisters-in-law This person offends at every turn, while becoming offended at sincere suggestions of help. The latest was when my sister told this harpy a possible avenue of treatment for some reproductive issues this immature twit has. Instead of taking the help as it was meant she got offended, because becoming a martyr is what this person lives for.

The story goes on from there. After becoming out of line and abusive on Tigersue's blog, she sent a smarmy apology (smarmy because of her following actions) asking Tigersue to delete her comments. Tigersue GRACIOUSLY consented at which point this Witch- with- a- B, if you know what I mean, began ripping Tigersue apart on her blog. Hypocrite.

I just spoke with Tigersue, and she is doing well, despite the PPD she is having to deal with, thank goodness, or the sister in law who's name starts with a K and is ****NOT****** Karen would have to deal with me a great deal further than this post ( just to be very clear: Sandy, Karen and Tea are all Tigers sisters in law and **THEY** are adorable.)

Thanks for letting me sound off!

Well sisters I have been beat up again. So sorry if I haven't been myself lately. Thanks for being my sisters I don't know what I would do if you weren't here.

Cindy did evil so.....

I will post something yummy but more in line with low carb

This is probably the all time favorite recipe at http://www.lowcarber.org

The link for the thread on this one is at http://forum.lowcarber.org/showthread.php?t=44087

DEEP DISH PIZZA QUICHE 4 oz softened cream cheese4 eggs1/3 cup heavy cream1/4 cup parmesan cheese (grated)1 tbs chives1/2 tsp Italian or pizza seasoning2 cups shredded cheese (I use mozzarella/cheddar mix)1/2 tsp wet garlic or 1/4 tsp garlic powder1/2 cup lowest carb tomato or pizza sauce1 cup mozzarella cheeseToppings to taste (I use pepperoni, sausage, onion, green pepper, mushrooms, whatever!)Preheat oven to 375.Beat together cream cheese and eggs till smooth (I use a blender).Add cream, parmesean cheese and spices.Spray 13x9 glass baking dish with PAM.Put 2 cups of shredded cheese in dish and pour egg mixture over. Bake at 375 for 30-35 minutes.Remove from oven.Spread with sauce and then add your toppings.Cover with mozzarella cheese.Bake till browning and bubbly (or however you like your 'za!)Let stand for 5 minutes or so.


Enjoy!

This is purely evil... yummmmm

Teatime Coconut Layer Cake

Serves 10 to 12


Vegetable-oil cooking spray

3 1/3
cups sifted cake flour (not self-rising)

2 1/4
cups superfine sugar

3/4
teaspoon baking soda

Salt

3/4
cup vegetable oil

11
large eggs, separated, plus 3 egg whites

1
teaspoon pure vanilla extract

3/4
cup granulated sugar

1/4
cup cream of coconut (available at Whole Foods Market, www.wholefoods.com)

Coconut Meringue Buttercream

1
cup sweetened flaked coconut

2/3
cup unsweetened coconut shavings, for garnish


1. Preheat oven to 325°. Coat three 9-by-2-inch round cake pans with cooking spray; line with parchment paper. Set aside.


2. Sift flour, 1 3/4 cups superfine sugar, the baking soda, and 1/2 teaspoon salt into the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Whisk together 3/4 cup water, the vegetable oil, egg yolks, and vanilla in another bowl. Add yolk mixture to flour mixture; mix on medium-high speed until smooth, about 2 minutes. Transfer to a large bowl; set aside.


3. Put egg whites and a pinch of salt into the clean bowl of the mixer fitted with the whisk attachment; beat on medium speed until foamy. Raise speed to medium-high; beat until soft peaks form. Gradually add remaining 1/2 cup superfine sugar; beat until stiff, glossy peaks form.


4. Fold one-quarter of egg-white mixture into batter with a rubber spatula. Fold in remaining egg-white mixture in 2 batches. Divide batter evenly among prepared pans. Bake until cakes are golden brown and spring back when pressed, 30 to 35 minutes. Invert cakes onto wire racks to cool; remove parchment.


5. Bring 1 cup water, the granulated sugar, a pinch of salt, and the cream of coconut to a boil in a small saucepan, stirring occasionally. Boil 1 minute; let stand.


6. Trim cakes level. Place 1 cake on a serving plate, and brush with 1/3 cup coconut syrup. Spread with 1 cup buttercream, and sprinkle with 1/3 cup sweetened coconut. Top with another cake. Brush with 1/3 cup syrup; spread with 1 cup buttercream, and sprinkle with 1/3 cup sweetened coconut. Top with final cake; brush with remaining 1/3 cup syrup. Refrigerate until firm.


7. Spread 1 1/4 cups buttercream over top and sides of cake. Refrigerate until buttercream is firm, about 30 minutes.


8. Spread 1 1/2 cups buttercream over top and sides of cake. Refrigerate until buttercream is very firm, at least 1 hour. Fill a pastry bag fitted with a 1-inch basketweave tip (such as Ateco #898) with buttercream. Holding bag perpendicular to cake, pipe sides in a back-and-forth motion, starting at bottom. Refill bag as needed. Sprinkle top with remaining 1/3 cup sweetened coconut and the unsweetened coconut shavings. Cake can be refrigerated up to 2 days; let stand at room temperature 20 minutes before serving.


http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=content&id=recipe2210040&contentGroup=MSL&site=living

Well it's finally Friday!!! I figured it was about time I made my appearance here. I'm more of a reader than a poster. I hope to be figuring out some of this html soon so I can really play around with this site!!! Everytime people log on it will be like Christmas !What will the page layout look like today? ha ha ha. Anyway Noelie is right I think that the Disney Princesses would really be a good theme for the page layout and such, either that or spy like to go with the title... What do you guys think? Well I guess I better be outtie so I can get some sleep, before I have to get up and head to work in the morning! Woo Hoo!

We saw a white stretch limo and we Win!

Okay Nedra remember how we play that game with seeing stretch white limo's? Well Michael and I saw one tonight when we went to Wal-mart stopped at an ARBY's drive through of all places. LOL
We just thought it was kind of funny to see.

one year

Hello everyone, this is the other sister. Not sure what to write.. but here goes..

I will say it in one full sentence, and please forgive me of my feelings. I have never thought in a million years I would have this kind of feeling towards someone in my life. I honestly can say I hate Shanen Leon Lloyd. Yes he is my ex and he is so wrong in his decision making. He betrayed me and gave up on us so easily. Now he is getting married to someone who is like the person who was the third person in our marriage. Yes Ruthanna's neice Linda. I can believe it but, it makes me so angry. I knew the whole time in our marriage he wanted me to be like Ruthanna. I just could not do it. Then he threw me away.

I did finally got my dog back, but it comes at a price.. I have to be kind when I write a letter to the church. But, it has nothing to do with kindness, it has to do with honesty. I am sure the church will proceed with the marriage, then I will be sealed to her and him... I hate that thought. I don't want to be part of the Jensen Family... will God take care of me.. I sure hope so.. Because I don't know right now if the priesthood will. Sorr for my feelings but that is where I am right now.

The Snobaybe

Is here at my house, and has kindly told her older sisters that she is going to decorate our page and has actually thought ( tiger will love this!) that perhaps the Disney princesses might be a good theme.

This thrills me because when I was little I loved Princess Aurora best along with Tiger, but I always felt that she should be able to enjoy that love as "hers', but really had no where else to land for a favorite. (I know silly, but if you knew family dynamics you might not think so!) Well Disney came to our rescuse and gave us Belle, which of course was perfect because I had my nose stuck in books for so long it is no wonder I am almost completely blind now!

So we can each have a princess and life is good!

I also told my snobaybe that she better start boucing music choices off of us in here, because Tiger and I love to spread our wings, but don't always know where to head with the new stuff, but hey.. if you need to know a classical piece, if we don't know it something is wrong with the world!

So here is My movie review: My daughter and I went to see The Memoirs of a Geisha and I really liked it. I know at work they talked about the book that was written by some white guy and a movie that was acted by chinese actors, but I don't care. :-)

The story was engrossing, enough for me to want to read the book. And Tiger, remember when we talked about how we both knew that the typical western way of seeing Geisha was wrong, but we didn't know how to put it, especially with you trying to communicate it to Michael? I don't know, you might have gotten it right even before that talk and I missed it, but in case you didn't, the Geisha work to be living breathing works of art. That simple. Now why couldn't I communicate that concept before when I knew it was something along that line? I know we were both of the impression that it could be a life of honor, if even completely a world away from our own.

Anyway for those of you that like a movie where the story and dialogue is the big part, then this will be a movie for you. It can be long for those that don't enjoy that so much, as Marlei felt that way. But hey, on my other blog we have already confirmed that I am indeed a geek or a nerd or something.

We are the Sisters Bourne

Yes this is how we spell our maiden name, it is Bourne, not Bourn, or Born, and we were not Born in a Barn, or Barn in a Born!
I know that was a bit silly, but we can be silly so why not start that way. There are four of us sisters, and we have one brother, I would invite him to post, I probably still will, but then we would have to change the name of the blog. We will have to think about that one won't we.
I'm the 2nd daughter in the family, the 3rd child, right in the middle so to speak. But that was great because it gave me a big sister and a big brother I adored, and two great little sisters.
We have good parents that really try hard to do right with their children, but like most parents aren't completely sure they have done so, but still I know they love us and wish the best for each one of us.
I love to read, but not as much as Noelie. I play the clarinet, and dabble at the piano. I'm one of the family alto's, but I don't have alot of voice training so singing is not my best gift.

I'm married, have 4 great children, you can read about them on my personal blog www.tigersuesjungle.blogspot.com

I thought a site like this would be great after reading other blogs where several people collaborate and comment on the site, about things important to them at the time, and a place where sisters can really support each other when needed. We don't often see each other, even though we live in the same valley. Go figure!

Here we go girls, have fun, and lets get a really great blog going.

Tanya

Oh don't tell me!

Big Bossy sis first with a POST?? Say it can't be?
Tanya does all the work and I post first.. :-)